THE GOOCH BOWLS A STRIKE

Everybody loves Friday nights at the bowling alley. You have kids playing in the game room, friends buying beer, teens lacing up there shoes ready to put there balls to the hard wood. So The Gooch wanted to show everybody what he was rollin with and he figured the best way was to go balls out across the lanes.

YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GOOCH

The Gooch is a firm believer in second chances and when we seen Robert in the back of a cop car, we knew we had to let him taste freedom once more. So we divised a plan and put it into action, while the cop was at the front of his car finishing up a report, the Gooch ran by in his birthday suit which to no surprise caught the attention of Mr.Piggy. Theres just somthin about a naked man that makes cops go ape-shit. So while the oinker was in hot pursuit of the Gooch, we snuck up and let Robert free. After about an hour or so we finally met up at our safe spot, where Robert got to say his thanks. As a souvenir of the Gooch's couragous acts he took this photo with him. So your welcome Robert, where ever you are!

TAMING A WILD PEPPER

Theres nothing better than a challenge, And seeing that gigantic chilli pepper, The Gooch knew just what he had to do.

CAN I GET FRYS WITH THAT

On this night, The Gooch went through our local Mcdonalds drive thru, simply asking for a water. When he was denied a water which is normally free, The Gooch felt like taking on the world. So he gave the ol' fuck you to Ronald and the crew at Micky D's, and felt like showing them What a real happy meal is.

GETTING TO KNOW THE GOOCH

Who is the Gooch? Well this is simple, the Gooch is everything that is funny and crazy. Everyone has a wildside in them that they never unleash because they are either shy or afraid. Well the Gooch and his friends have harnessed there wildside and have no fear of doing the things that others wont. Whether it be streaking down a busy highway or organizing a bum riot. This blog is fully dedicated to the life of The Gooch and his friends. Having said that I introduce to you "The Gooch Chronicles".